This is Han Solo’s origin story. It came out in theaters last year and some
how I missed it. I am a long time Star
Wars fan, I can remember catching the first Star Wars on opening night in Boston
back in the 1970’s. I have caught all
the following Star Wars flicks in theaters, except this one some how.
First thing I
noticed is the cameraman has a new shtick.
Instead of the blackout look, this guy has a new look. The color is faded out to nearly black and
white, contrast is way down, brightness is way down, and the studio air seems
filled with smoke, blurring everything out.
Makes it hard to recognize the actors, they all look like fuzzy shadows
floating thru the gloom. Only in the
last reel do we get some decent video.
To see what was happening I had to pull my chair up to within 4 feet of
the TV screen.
Plot is
indescribable. IMDB took a whole page to
summarize it. WE meet a young Han Solo,
played by an actor I never heard of before.
He did not look at all like Harrison Ford. He carries a blaster in a low slung holster
but somehow his blaster is not as neat as the one Harrison Ford used to carry.
Han has a girl friend, and the relationship is intense enough that first thing
they do upon meeting is an impressive kiss.
She is there for the whole movie but only in the last reel do we learn she
is a traitor working for Darth Maul. We
have a repeat of the Moss Eisley bar scene, a train hijacking like the one in
Firefly, the scene where Han wins the Millennium Falcon from Lando Calrissian
at cards and some others too.
They do the really
fat stereo bit so good that I could hear things coming from way off the
screen. Like when Beckett busts in on
Han and girlfriend smooching in the clothes closet you can hear him coming from
way off the screen.
All in all a meh
movie.