Three dumb ass UCLA basketball player made the news 'cause they were picked up for shop lifting in China. President Trump claimed some public relations points by talking the Chinese president (Xi?) into letting them off to go home.
Advice. If you are gonna do a crime, do it at home, in a place you grew up, where you speak the language, where you have some connections that might get you off, where you know the hideouts, the fences, the cops, the judges.
Doing a crime in a foreign land, like China, where you don't speak the language, where nobody cares if you get put in slam for 20 years, where you don't know where you can hide, where you can fence stolen stuff, is just plain dumb. You will get caught, and the locals will have no mercy on you.
UCLA is admitting some real stupid students. I guess you don't need brains to play basketball for UCLA.
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