Newsies don't know Cape Cod very well.

Those 50 immigrants that Texans flew up to plush Martha's Vineyard were relocated to "a Massachusetts National Guard base on Cape Cod".  That was probably Otis Air Force Base, where I did Air Force summer camp back in the early '60s.  I heard or read somewhere lately that Otis AFB has been renamed "Joint Base something-or-other".  I am so glad that we have bureaucrats and paper pushers with nothing better to do than rename Air Force Bases.  We could even save a little taxpayer's money by tracking those bureaucrats down and laying them all off.