I'm paying the bills. The wastebasket is filling up with all the junk advertising that gets packed into bills. I'm pitching it as fast as I open 'em. Til I get to this one that I just gotta share.
"Safely Start you car's dead battery without opening the hood". And they show a special cable that plugs into the cigarette lighter socket. Excuse me, the "DC Power Port". This I gotta see. It takes 500-800 amps to crank a big motor in cold weather. The cigarette lighter circuit has a 20 amp fuse in it. Plug it in, hit the starter and pop, the cigarette lighter stops working.
Only $14.95 plus $5.95 Shipping and handling.
Such a deal.